Privacy Policy 🔒

Last refreshed: Sep 2024

👋 Hey there, Internet Friend!

Welcome to the least exciting (but still important) page on my site! This Privacy Policy is like the terms and conditions that people actually read. My website is my digital playground for showing off my work, and I'm a privacy enthusiast (aka: not creepy).

🤔 What I Know About You (Plot Twist: Almost Nothing)

Real talk - this is just my humble portfolio hanging out on the internet. No sneaky tracking, no cookie monsters, no data hoarding. It's as vanilla as it gets!

📧 Contact Stuff

If you decide to drop me a line via email or the contact form, whatever you share is your call. I'll only use it to chat back - pinky promise! Think of it like passing notes in class, but more professional.

🎯 What Happens to Your Info

Here's the scoop on what I do with any bits of info that come my way:

• Keep the website running smooth like butter 🧈
• Make improvements based on your awesome feedback
• Write you back when you reach out

🤝 Sharing Policy (Spoiler Alert: Nope!)

Your info is like my secret recipe - I don't share it with anyone! Accidentally shared something you shouldn't have? No worries, just give me a shout and we'll take care of it faster than you can say "privacy matters".

🔐 Security (Keeping It Real)

While I treat your info like my grandmother's precious china, the internet isn't perfect. I've got reasonable security measures in place, but let's keep any top-secret stuff for in-person chats, deal?

📝 Policy Updates (The Change Log)

This policy was last spruced up on Sep 2024. If anything changes, I'll update it here - no ninja edits, promise! Feel free to check back, but don't lose sleep over it.

💭 Questions? Comments? Dad jokes?

Got something on your mind? Want to share a cool story? Just want to say hi? I'm all ears! Shoot me an email at certainlymohneesh@gmail.com or use the contact form. Let's chat!